The Second Wave by M.J. Edwards

 

This is what happens when I have been drinking and remember I have a Kindle Unlimited subscription. I started blithely walking down the KU garden path until I end up in the dark and shadowy "weird porn topiaries" section, where the only thing that comes faster than the flashing lightning are the heroines of these erotic shorts.

You know you're in for some high brow (c)literature when you open the book and find yourself reading about how the heroine likes to warm hotdogs in her vagina.

Which then, of course, results in the phrase "eating her out" being taken to wildly horrific and literal levels.

I don't even know what I'm reading. I guess if you want another Covid erotica where a woman has a threesome with the disease and the cure and the two anthropomorphized dudes almost cross swords, this is your book. Otherwise, what are you doing? Probably what I am... drinking and shopping on Amazon, which isn't advisable even under the best circumstances.

1 out of 5 stars