You know you're in for some high brow (c)literature when you open the book and find yourself reading about how the heroine likes to warm hotdogs in her vagina.
Which then, of course, results in the phrase "eating her out" being taken to wildly horrific and literal levels.
I don't even know what I'm reading. I guess if you want another Covid erotica where a woman has a threesome with the disease and the cure and the two anthropomorphized dudes almost cross swords, this is your book. Otherwise, what are you doing? Probably what I am... drinking and shopping on Amazon, which isn't advisable even under the best circumstances.
1 out of 5 stars