DNF @ 6%
*THE MAGICIANS and THE SECRET HISTORY are chilling*
NINTH HOUSE: Oh my God, I love you guyssss, can I hang with you?
TM & TSH: No, go away Ninth House.
NH: But you guys are so coooool. Come on guys, let me hang.
TM & TSH: You're so annoying. We don't want you hanging around.
NH: But I have so much in common with you!
TM & TSH: You mean you shamelessly imitate us to get people to like you
NH: ...But Yale, tho
TM & TSH: Go away, peasant. You bore us.
I actually tried to return this to the Kindle store to get my money back because I disliked it so much but apparently I kept it past the return window, so whoops, that was a waste of $3 and about an hour that I'll never get back. Stupid, self-important, Yale-worshipping piece of trash!
1 out of 5 stars