WtAFW: Taken by the Tetris Blocks: An Erotic Short Story by Leonard Delaney

 

It's been a while since I did a What the Actual Fuck Wednesday post and the reason for that is because I have been SUPER busy and reading these books isn't always enjoyable for me. I do it for you guys, mostly. And when I'm really busy and don't have time to read, I'd rather read suspense thrillers and hist-roms rather than books about women getting pounded by video game characters and groceries.

But this book has been sitting on my Kindle for AGES and I was really curious about it because someone on this Reddit forum I lurk in was talking about it. Chrissy is an ordinary woman-- until she gets a group-pounding from a bunch of anthropomorophic Tetris blocks which, in case you were wondering, all have Russian accents. And I guess you can call them Wreck-It Ralph because they wreck that ass (and that pussy), and impregnate Chrissy with a little block baby to boot.

Not only that, but it's the line piece that completes the piece-de-resistance, vaginally penetrating her while the other Blocks are-- ahem-- OCCUPIED.

Oh, line piece.

This was pretty bad, NGL. The writing was actually not horrible, but the story was. On a scale of Chuck Tingle to ABRAHAM LINCOLN FUCK LORD OF THE MOON (actual title, yes), this book sits somewhere in the middle. Also, only about a third of this "book" is actual book. The rest is a "bonus" short story that was banned from Amazon for having a dick on its cover called POUNDED BY PLUTO. And now I'm going to trick people into reading this book by telling them its Hades fanfiction, which only I will probably find funny (because Pluto is the Roman name for Hades hahahaha).

I think I might have to read POUNDED BY PLUTO though.

1 out of 5 stars