WtAFW: Groped By the Grinch by Groped by the Grinch

 

I refuse to believe that the hulked-out monstrosity on the cover is the Grinch; it looks like a Runescape goblin. But potato, goblino, am I right? I picked this book up for my What the Actual Fuck Wednesday challenge, a weekly-ish challenge where I ask people to send me the weirdest romance novels and erotica they can find, and then I review them. Because, apparently, I love suffering.

GROPED BY THE GRINCH really isn't that much different from some of the Santa erotica I've read, tbh. The heroine loves Christmas and her name is Holly Jolly, but she lives in a place where people feel more like the Cranks, if you know what I mean. When she sees a green flash zipping around the store, she's obviously wondering what the hell is going on. Well, it turns out it's the grinch and he's both psychic and horny, which is a dangerous combination, indeed.

Not a lot to say about this one since it's erotica of the PWP variety. Highlights include a rotable dick strung with twinkling lights that ejaculates peppermint flavored come. Also, his tongue is really long, so I'm picturing a wet pink tape dispenser. Sexy.

The best thing about this book was looking up the "popular highlights" feature and seeing what perverts who read this before me deemed their favorite parts. Apparently, his flashing dick lit the way into many people's hearts, because 30+ pervos liked it. Oh well, at least it was free on KU.

1 out of 5 stars